things that make me want to punch you in the face

disrespecting others

hurting my friends

not listening

self righteousness

unnecessary group facebook messages

denying climate change

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

those auto generated horoscope tweets

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

playing dumb

not thinking about others around you

irresponsibility

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not taking responsibility for your actions

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

calling yourself a “social media expert”

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

homophobia

punchintheface

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not caring about others around you

bros

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

cheating

auto DM’s

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

asking me to put a QR code on your website

littering

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

stealing

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

telemarketing calls

being rude

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

cutting in front of me in line

cutting me off in traffic

racism

not following through with things you commit to

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

bluetooth douche bags

trump

using IE6 (or IE8)

putting QR codes on your website

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hitch balls

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stupidity

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

lying

taking my stuff

being a douchebag